Date a boy who’s nose is really crooked, but it’s your favorite part about his face.
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Me: “Can I bite the lock?”
DM: “It’s unbreakable, everyone has tried. You’ll just break your teeth.”
Me: “Has anyone tried biting it?”
DM: no. It’s a magic lock.
Me: Well maybe it’s teeth activated
Rest of the party is a mix between yeses and no’s as to whether I should bite it
Me: I’m a half orc I got big teeths.